Art Puns
The "earth" without "art" is just "eh."
I think I may be a talented photographer. I took just one photo with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery.
Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.
Artists do not steal. But they do borrow without giving back.
Ned Rorem
Instead of admitting you signed up for a lifetime of poverty and despair, just call yourself a writer.
A modern artist is someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then sells the cloth.
Haiku about getting out of bed:
no no no no no,
no no no no no no no,
no no no no no.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from statues that are missing from all the other museums.
I don't do jokes about graphic designers. I draw the line at that.
Blackadder
I think I may be a talented photographer. I took just one photo with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery.
Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.
Artists do not steal. But they do borrow without giving back.
Ned Rorem
Instead of admitting you signed up for a lifetime of poverty and despair, just call yourself a writer.
A modern artist is someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then sells the cloth.
Haiku about getting out of bed:
no no no no no,
no no no no no no no,
no no no no no.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from statues that are missing from all the other museums.
I don't do jokes about graphic designers. I draw the line at that.
Blackadder